Semen Analysis Pool

Predict Jake's results. Closest guess wins.

Jake had testicular torsion a few years ago. He's been getting semen analyses to track his recovery. His next analysis is coming up.

Pick which metrics you want to bet on. Each category is $1. The person with the closest guess in each category wins that category's pot.

Previous Results

Results will be posted here once Jake provides his historical data.

How It Works

1. Pick which categories you want to bet on ($1 each).

2. Enter your predictions for those categories.

3. Pay via Venmo.

4. When Jake gets his results, the person with the lowest percentage error in each category wins that category's pot.

Example: If 10 people bet on motility, the motility pot is $10. Whoever guesses closest to the actual motility percentage wins $10.

Your Predictions

Check the categories you want to bet on, then enter your guess for each.

million per mL
Low: <15 M/mL
Normal: 15-200 M/mL
High: >200 M/mL
million total
Low: <39 M
Normal: 39-928 M
High: >928 M
percentage moving
Low: <40%
Normal: 40-81%
High: >81%
percentage normal shape
Low: <4%
Normal: 4-14%
High: >14%
Strict Kruger criteria. Most labs consider ≥4% normal.
milliliters
Low: <1.5 mL
Normal: 1.5-7.6 mL
High: >7.6 mL
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Closest percentage error wins each category.
Jake distributes winnings manually via Venmo.